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02-19-2008, 03:45 PM
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH...
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's $hit ... that's right, $hit!
$hit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke $hit, buy $hit, sell $hit, lose $hit, find $hit, forget $hit,
and tell others to eat $hit.
Some people know their $hit, while others can't tell the difference
between $hit and shineola.
There are lucky $hits, dumb $hits, and crazy $hits. There is bull $hit, horse $hit, and chicken $hit. $hit,
You can throw $hit, sling $hit, catch $hit, shoot the $hit, or duck when the $hit hits the fan.
You can give a $hit or serve $hit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep $hit or be happier than a pig in $hit.
Some days are colder than $hit, some days are hotter than $hit, and some days are just plain $hitty.
Some music sounds like $hit, things can look like $hit, and there are times when you feel like $hit.
You can have too much $hit, not enough $hit, the right $hit, the wrong $hit or a lot of weird $hit.
You can carry $hit, have a mountain of $hit, or find yourself up $hit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit and other times you fall in a bucket of $hit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your $hit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a $hit; or not doso if you don't give a $hit!
Well, $hit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a $hit and hope you have anice day, without a bunch of $hit. But, if you happen to catch a load o f$hit from some $hit-head...........
Well, $hit Happens!!!
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH...
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's $hit ... that's right, $hit!
$hit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke $hit, buy $hit, sell $hit, lose $hit, find $hit, forget $hit,
and tell others to eat $hit.
Some people know their $hit, while others can't tell the difference
between $hit and shineola.
There are lucky $hits, dumb $hits, and crazy $hits. There is bull $hit, horse $hit, and chicken $hit. $hit,
You can throw $hit, sling $hit, catch $hit, shoot the $hit, or duck when the $hit hits the fan.
You can give a $hit or serve $hit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep $hit or be happier than a pig in $hit.
Some days are colder than $hit, some days are hotter than $hit, and some days are just plain $hitty.
Some music sounds like $hit, things can look like $hit, and there are times when you feel like $hit.
You can have too much $hit, not enough $hit, the right $hit, the wrong $hit or a lot of weird $hit.
You can carry $hit, have a mountain of $hit, or find yourself up $hit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit and other times you fall in a bucket of $hit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your $hit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a $hit; or not doso if you don't give a $hit!
Well, $hit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a $hit and hope you have anice day, without a bunch of $hit. But, if you happen to catch a load o f$hit from some $hit-head...........
Well, $hit Happens!!!