BumbleBee8507
10-09-2007, 10:03 AM
Best pick up lines actually used at my work...Keeping a log for sheer entertainment.
Oct 1-9th
Guy 1: "I'm really good in bed just to let you know I have herpes but its not contagious because its at the base" Um' wtf...obviously a no fail pick up line everytime ;)
Guy 2: "Have you ever had your belly button licked from the inside out?"
Guy 3: "Bone me if Im wrong but isnt your name helga?"
Guy 4: You should keep those braces on your like a legal pedaphiles dream"
Guy 5: (On a 200$ Tab) Hey baby give me a call I know how to treat a girl" Proceeding by leaving a whopping 2$ Tip. Yay we could split some Double Cheese Burgers if we went on a date!
Guy 6: "Im married but I would love to have a new wife"
Guy 7: Best thing about being a single mom is you get to try out different daddys I will gladly be a test trial"
Guy 8: (Guy falls out of bar stool to floor) "Hey you my waitress come here I want to give you my number" (throws up) "Can I have a pen? Ignore the throw up its just alchol" ( cleans up with t-shirt)
Guy 9: "Hey I would love to hold you sometime You look all squishy"
Oct 1-9th
Guy 1: "I'm really good in bed just to let you know I have herpes but its not contagious because its at the base" Um' wtf...obviously a no fail pick up line everytime ;)
Guy 2: "Have you ever had your belly button licked from the inside out?"
Guy 3: "Bone me if Im wrong but isnt your name helga?"
Guy 4: You should keep those braces on your like a legal pedaphiles dream"
Guy 5: (On a 200$ Tab) Hey baby give me a call I know how to treat a girl" Proceeding by leaving a whopping 2$ Tip. Yay we could split some Double Cheese Burgers if we went on a date!
Guy 6: "Im married but I would love to have a new wife"
Guy 7: Best thing about being a single mom is you get to try out different daddys I will gladly be a test trial"
Guy 8: (Guy falls out of bar stool to floor) "Hey you my waitress come here I want to give you my number" (throws up) "Can I have a pen? Ignore the throw up its just alchol" ( cleans up with t-shirt)
Guy 9: "Hey I would love to hold you sometime You look all squishy"